TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now:

1. You're russian.

2. Wow you suck. You are like... retarded. Go grow a dick to cover your obvious vagina.

3. Wow. You like. Are cool. And you take likeee way less credit than you deserve, because you suck.
But you are pretty damn amazing. Don't be hard on yourself. You are going somewhere in lifeee. You're freaking amazing at everything.

4. Dude, you are pretty amazing as well. I know we are friends and know each other fairly well, but I think I'd like to know you just a bit more. Get more of a connection between us, I suppose.

5. You are sooo fucking annoying. I think you need to like, freaking go away. Likeeee forever. I really dislike you and I believe you need to like, not be a pedo.

6. Although we fight every once and a while, I respect your sense of honesty. Although some things I would rather not hear, it's kinda cool to be able to hear them. Very little people are actually like that.

7. There are good times but there are bad times too. I hold it in most of the time, because I try to avoid fights, but it's very difficult. I can only listen to so much put downs, so much crap... Nobody is perfect, so stop trying be so. More people see through it than you think.

8. I miss youuu sooooo much. You need to be like here right now. Whenever you are not here, something feels missing. There is just a big gap of your absense. I try to ignore it. Really, I do. But you have meant a lot in past and present.

9. You're really independant in a subtle way. This is very good. I can't see you being forced to do something you don't want to do without putting up a fight, because you know what you want.

10. You are useless, cripple, ugly and fat.

NINE things about yourself:

1. I'm pretty hott.
2. I'm a beast.
3. I'm gay.
4. I like man love in your garage.
5. I like the Twilight series.
6. I'm pretty much always right.
7. I play WoW.
8. I'm a pretty good singer.
9. I'm pretty much amazing.

EIGHT ways to win your heart:

1. Be somewhat attractive.
2. Be somewhat clingy but not much.
3. Don't overuse the term 'I love you'.
4. Have decent smelling breath.
5. Sing with meee.
6. Be into shit I'm into.
7. Don't be too forward.
8. Don't try to get me to do something I don't want to do.

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:

1. Sex.
2. Sex.
3. Sex.
4. WoW.
5. Sex.
6. Sex with Sabrina.
7. Scissoring Sabrina's timbers.

SIX things you wish you never did:

1. Dated Brad.
2. Befriended certain people.
3. Not acted well for Singing in the Rain tryouts.
4. Failed algebra in 8th grade.
5. Said certain things to certain people.
6. Stopped scissoring Sabrina.


FIVE turn offs:

1. Lies. Not small ones, but big ones.
2. Anton's scissoring "skills".
3. Brad.
4. Animals.
5. Too many piercings.

FOUR turn ons:

1. Sabrina's scissoring skills.
2. Blonde hair.
3. Lack of vagina.
4. Russians or Ukrainians. (sp?)

THREE smileys that describe your life:

1.
2. >
3.
TWO things you want to do before you die:

1. Bunjee jump.
2. Have dinner in Italy.

ONE confession:

1. I'm black.